Sunday, September 14, 2008

The New Advertising

Timson's Tonic for Distracted Deadbeats
Has been known to cure
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We Hate to Seem to Boast,
but
Many Who have Tried It Are Still
Alive
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Take a Dose or Two in Your Spare Time
It's Not Bad Stuff
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Read what an outside stockbroker says:
"Sir--After three months' steady absorption of your Tonic I was no worse."
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We do not wish to thrust ourselves forward in any way. If you prefer other medicines, by all means take them. Only we just thought we'd mention it--casually, as it were--that TIMSON'S is PRETTY GOOD.

--PG Wodehouse

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